Our favorite corporate chain in Thailand is Black Canyon Coffee, most because of their menus, that are filled with gibberish, racist language and nonsensical asides about coffee, cowboys, and life. He is a typical entry:

and it doesn't even mention that the drink is served in a miniature glass cowboy boot!

The best thing to do is have a dramatic reading of the menu after you've had about 3 of them! It's method acting, like Brando was into.