DOG REVIEW!!!!! by emerson
So at P.P. land, there are two dogs, one is the pet of the owners, his name is P.P.

The other just kind of moved in and they couldn't kick him out. His name is Ton.

The problem is, Ton is very sensitive about his second-rate position at P.P. land, and he tries to make up for it by doing a good job at his jobs like barking at strangers. He is so good at this that he acctually barks at everyone. And he is also good coming when he is called. He is so good at this that he comes when you call him, or call for P.P., or say anything at all. Watch this:
"P.P.! Come, here, P.P.!"

"That's it, get up, boy! Come here!"

"No, not you, Ton. Go away!"

"P.P.! I said P.P.!"

"Back off, Ton, I'm serious!"

"TON!!!"

I give P.P. a 10 out of a possible score of 10, because he is extremely charismatic--not unlike jeffrey wright.
I give Ton a 10 out of a possible score of 10, simply because he tries so hard, and also so he won't get jealous.